Positive spin

[turbohunter]

RIMCLMAO
Hint: In my chair

[Heo]

Should put our package of bacon up in trade for a nice 750DP.  Stopped by Sams and a local market for a few things and all the meat and pasta was missing.  WTF.  Got plenty of food from our regular stops last week, so it's not a problem.  Normal trip to Sams has cases of the big bacon packages that very few pick up.  Too big, almost can't run though one of the double packs unless you eat it every day.  Now - boom, gone.  You'd think the whole county would smell like frying bacon.  :lol:

I do my best to eradicate the world of Swine Flu by eliminating all the bacon that I can. 
Seriously though, everyone should have some amount (a few weeks at minimum) of dehydrated and canned/jarred foods on hand because you never know when something will happen to disrupt the food supply. It's something that almost all people did up until the last 50 years or so, because older generations knew that bad stuff occasionally happens. Now, most people are lucky to have enough food to get by a week, let alone several. I'd like to think that people will get smart about this stuff again....but I'm a realist, and I know that's not gonna happen anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's gonna happen now, because supply chains are still up and running, but if you want to see a level of chaos that we've only had nightmares and movies about, stop the supply of food for 2-4 weeks. I know, it's "doomsday" stuff, but a smart person prepares for the unexpected. Victims react to it.

Edit: Sorry, Marc. There is no positive spin on a lack of bacon. That's serious! 

We have a wild boar problem. That is kind of positiv if there is a bacon shortage

[FElony]

We have a wild boar problem. That is kind of positiv if there is a bacon shortage

I've been called wild before. I've been called a bore before. But never a wild bore.

Umm, OK that's all I got for the moment. Sorry. 

[shady]

Well, I have a wild cat problem, but that's only positive if you're Asian.

[TomP]

Pretty sure they will resort to cannabalism soon enough then tasty looking people like us need to worry.

[turbohunter]

Positive spin- diet

[FElony]

Pretty sure they will resort to cannabalism soon enough then tasty looking people like us need to worry.

They're too scrawny to make a good meal. Probably taste like bat.

[Heo]

Positive spin- diet

Since i changed my diet from just coffee for breakfast to egg and bacon i lost 20 pounds
thats positive

[57 lima bean]

     More help from Germany.Turns out the song is called "Shake your bacon" 
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjUV-byB8ls

[TomP]

Geez there is a long list of other videos at the right when that ended. Are witch dances that common?

[57 lima bean]

   If China had these girls to properly prepare bats in the cauldrons of culinary contrivance,we wouldn't have this thread.

[Stangman]

Are there really witches!

[cjshaker]

Are there really witches!

You've obviously never met my ex wife...

[Heo]

Are there really witches!

You've obviously never met my ex wife...

  Not my ex either obvioulsly

[Dan859]

I would imagine there's a lot fo us here who can tell those stories!