For all those who read and commented on my FE's issue, thanks for taking the time to help. If any of you were wondering WTF it actually was, here you go. After being so annoyed with it that I didn't go out in the garage for about a month I finally got to it today. All of these pics are in my photobucket account under "noisy FE" if you want to take a look at the full size ones.
http://s266.photobucket.com/user/lovehamr/library/Noisy%20FE?sort=9&start=20&page=1 The short of it is that it was a broken rocker arm. What follows is what I found and surmised what went on. Any other opinions are more than welcome so don't feel the need to keep something back, this is a learning experience for me.
When I took the pass VC off this last time after making the videos (turns out that was a bad idea) the top half of a rocker fell out and dropped down to the floor. Remember that I'd had the VCs off of it already, felt all of the rockers and nothing felt out of place. I believe that the last rocker pic shows why I didn't feel anything wrong the first time the VCs were off. You'll notice that, unlike the pushrod side, the valve side fracture shows numerous stress fracture lines indicating repeated compression and rarefaction before catastrophic failure. Because of this I believe that the pushrod side went first (starting that godawful noise) but the valve side didn't fail until I was making the videos, hence my "bad idea" comment. Here are a few pics of the offending POS.


Once the rocker failed completely, it allowed the lifter and pushrod to slap about willie-nilley breaking one lifter and bending the pushrod for that rocker. Luckily the lifters stayed straight in the bores and the cam is OK. Here are a few pics of that.




I hate it when something is posted in a forum and then never followed up on, it's like reading a book that the author never finishes. So there you go guys, no more mystery.
Now, what rockers do I need?

Steve