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Crazy Tommy
« on: December 19, 2021, 08:09:47 PM »
A story about when i met Crazy Tommy.  It was mid 80s i was reskining the doors
on a 59 Caddy for a guy 50 miles up the river. He said he was going to sandblast the inside
of those doors so if i needed some blasting he could do it for me. Fine i had some mustang doors
i was reskinning, so i took my doors and a friend and went up the river. He was borrowing the
blasting equipment of a guy known as Crazy Tommy. My friend knew where CT lived out in the
wilderness.

So there we arrived....CT had a verry big Garage, nice new tin roof with gutters and all, concrete floor
nice doors, and windows, but no and i mean NOOOOO panel inside or outside no insulation so you saw
through the garage that was full of stuff.
And there came CT greating us dressed in rubber boots, his once up on a time white undies, and a John Deere cap
The Caddy guy was behind the old barn blasting so we talked with Tommy for a while. When his wife called for him and he went inside
He came out 5 minutes later muttering damned wife ordered me to change clothes and changed he had ...to clogs and a
Skoal cap ;D still only the undies. History reapeated it self a few times wife called Tommy went in came out with new shoes and new cap
same undies. Cowboy hat with white tennis shoes, Rebel cap barefoot , that white visor milfs playing golf use with cowboy boots.
 
The mustang doors was painted with several layers vinyl paint on the inside that was hard to sandblast. So i asked Tommy if he had some
paint thinner and a rag to try to clean it of.  He asked me to follow him to the old barn to find thinner and rags. He found a jug of thinner
but no rags. In the barn the wife had her clotheslines with clothes on ,,,,,,,,CT looked on the clotheline riped of a bra and said bras is out of fashion anyway ;D ;D
So there i was in CTs barn with his wife bra in my hands tommy in his undies and cowboy boots and a jug of thinner.......Sounds like the beginning of a pornhorror movie

wife called CT for dinner after dinner he came out in a skipper uniform with brass buttons and white shoes smoking a cigar and said. Now the weekend starts
guys, It was Tuesday ??? ???
Then he complained he was arrested for owning a washing machine. And we what??a washing machine why?? well it was altered in some ways so they
said it was a still but i say it is a washing machine



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Re: Crazy Tommy
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2021, 10:39:44 PM »
Heo, your stories are an immediate must read! ;D

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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2021, 03:41:39 AM »
Crazy Tommy eh?............ sure its not just you?  ;D

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Re: Crazy Tommy
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2021, 09:47:47 AM »
Crazy Tommy eh?............ sure its not just you?  ;D

Agreed!  There may be more than one interesting character in that story  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2021, 01:47:30 PM »
Crazy Tommy eh?............ sure its not just you?  ;D

Agreed!  There may be more than one interesting character in that story  ;D

Well ;D ;D.....Fast forward 15 years or so. I find a car parked in the woods were
i have a lot of my stuff stored. Engine still hot so i think it is thiefs, so i pull the
hightension wire from the coil and search the woods but find no tracks or nothing
running towards my land. Just some birds warningcalls toward the big road so someone
or something is moving in that direction
I run the plate numbers and get a name.  Same last name as CT, i ask around and
low and behold it is CTs criminal nephew who have bought it the same day. Why he
left it in the woods there for about a week is still a mystery. Maybe it was hard to start without
hightension wire ;D   When i ask around about him,
i talk to a friend that says. Ohhh that idiot he had an ad for a -51 Volvo 444, i call him and he
is a little bit vauge says he was given it by his uncle and that he have several 444s. But if you
buy one today i give you a real good price. They got to go, uncle want to get rid of them.
(When i was at CTs place he had atleast 20 444s)
So friend hook up the trailer, go up the river. Out in the wildernes, meet this guy look on the cars
decides whitch one to buy. Price is real good so he back up the trailer.  Then a car arrives at the place
out jumps CT screaming like crazy what the hell are you doing. Friend says im buying a 444, then CT
sees the  nephew.   Its you your little rat this time im going to kill you till you die.  Nephew take of
and CT after him in to the woods both screaming like they actualy is killing each other. friend jumps in the car and heading home
away from the nutcases ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Luckily he had not payed for the car yet

The nephew tried to sell CTs cars while he was away from home for a couple of days but he came home early ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Im pretty sure its not just me ;D ;D





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Re: Crazy Tommy
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2021, 05:14:47 PM »
CT looked on the clotheline riped of a bra and said bras is out of fashion anyway ;D ;D


LMAO!! ;D ;D  Can't wait to try that one out on the wife  :o
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Re: Crazy Tommy
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2021, 08:37:43 PM »
Heo, you just made my day! Again!!

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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2021, 09:52:27 PM »
I guess the cold weather must do something to those people !  :o

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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2021, 02:58:10 AM »
CT looked on the clotheline riped of a bra and said bras is out of fashion anyway ;D ;D


LMAO!! ;D ;D  Can't wait to try that one out on the wife  :o

 ;D ;DReport the reactions here ;D ;D



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Re: Crazy Tommy
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2021, 03:14:38 PM »
I guess the cold weather must do something to those people !  :o

I'm guessing the lack of sunlight...  That's some funny stuff!
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