You have a vivid imagination, Drew LOL!  I think I've told this story before, but when I went through Chicago Heights during Drag Week 2006, I was driving my Ford GT.  I was stopped at a light when two guys came up and started knocking on my passenger side window.  I smiled and waved, and the light turned green and I took off; no way was I going to be stupid enough to roll down the window.  There was another light at the next street, and as I slowed down for the red, I looked out the passenger side window - and they were still there!  They had been running to keep up alongside the car!  
Needless to say, I went right through the red light and by the end of the next block they had given up.  I was never so glad to leave a town in my whole life LOL!