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Midweek Chuckle
« on: March 04, 2015, 07:14:49 AM »



I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
 When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
 So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
 He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Dick headed cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
 He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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Re: Midweek Chuckle
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2015, 09:33:03 AM »
Thanks for the laugh.
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Re: Midweek Chuckle
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2015, 09:38:09 AM »
Hey, that was MY car you jerk.  >:(  haha just kidding!
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Re: Midweek Chuckle
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2015, 10:01:47 AM »
That was funny!
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Re: Midweek Chuckle
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2015, 10:21:26 AM »
LoL...that's a good one. I get parking tickets all the time where I work. Even though I've worked there for 25 years, a constant turnover of security officers means they don't know my vehicle. So about once a week I get a ticket for not having a student parking tag. I got tired of having to go to security every time to explain the situation and have them void the ticket so now I just take it off and place it on the car next to me.  ;D ;D
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Re: Midweek Chuckle
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2015, 09:35:46 AM »
real cars don't have wipers you can pick up & stay up, like cockroach antennnas. as a matter of fact, vacuum wipers rule. When you decelerate those tickets will leave home in a hurry.
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Re: Midweek Chuckle
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2015, 12:07:17 PM »
My wife came home and was mad beacuse she got
a parking ticket. When i read it i noticed the nr was
wrong we have OUY 176 but on the ticket it was
YOU 176 :D Wounder if it was a just spelled wrong or
somebody put there ticket o her car
And i wounder who got the reminder to pay the ticket ;D ;D ;D



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