LOL!! This thread cracks me up
. "He who has the most toys", and all that. Given that you're a man of wealth and taste, I'd appreciate your advice. Next time I go to China, should I order the bat soup, or should I stick with the goat's head soup?
Currently, on the culinary front, the destruction of the Wuhan marketplace has caused the bats there to take the Amtrak to other hangouts, where they in turn are making soup out of the local peasants. Goats are being sent to the internment camp for Muslims, as women are in short supply there and, well, any port in the storm, you know. I suggest sweet and sour squirrel. Lots of types of squirrel there, and whatever lands on your plate will be the day's tasty surprise for you! A bowl of won ton maggot would complement perfectly.