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turbohunter

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Best intentions
« on: July 05, 2019, 12:34:32 PM »
I had to come in and take a break for my brain.
The other day I recurved my dizzy (on the wagon) and it’s running great. Diz came out and went back in like butta.
At the time I made a mental note to go in and order a new gasket as the one on there is a bit dry and shrunk and is leaving that lovely black fog all over the front of my manifold. No prob right.
Took out the diz and changed the gasket. Went to put it back in and nice nice nice aww c’mon girl, just a little more, c’mon.
It’s been over an hour of trying to get her to fall that last 1/4ish (it’s not the new gasket, I’m getting a perfect metallic thunk). The oil drive is just down there laughing at me.
I’m just venting. I’ll get it but it made me think of what other stories are out there where you had the best of intentions for a quick little job and it bit you in the ass.
Marc
'61 F100 292Y
'66 Mustang Injected 428
'66 Q code Country Squire wagon


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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2019, 12:55:46 PM »
LOLIng
So (I hate when people start all their sentences with, so..).
I come in to take break and vent.
I go back out, move the oil drive twice,,,,,, boom, drops right in.
Ain’t life funny.

Thread idea still applies
Marc
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'66 Mustang Injected 428
'66 Q code Country Squire wagon


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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2019, 02:32:29 PM »
Glad it all went back together easy after a break.

I’ve heard a similar thunk in the past. It was when I pulled the distributor out though.  :o It was the oil pump driveshaft hitting the bottom of the oil pan!! I didn’t realize as a 19 year old that the washer was meant to prevent it from coming when I assembled it. That was a teachable moment!!
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2019, 03:28:14 PM »
I’ve learned the hard way that a break is better than breaking.

Come to think of it, I learned everything the hard way.
Marc
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2019, 03:44:00 PM »
Not FE related but of the many 10 minute jobs turned 2 hours or days I have had, the most recent one was on my boat.  The bolt that holds the ram for the tilt and trim broke off on the last trip last year. Finally ordered a new shoulder bolt....really wondered why it was $17 bucks....nothing fancy but a long 1/2" shoulder down to a very short 3/8 thread.  The threaded portion was in the housing the motor rides on.  Only accessible from one side. No biggy, drill it out, reverse drill, can't be tight because it is through hole, no tension.
Well what ever type of spacemetal stainless that bolt is made out of does not like to be drilled.  30 minutes solid and not even a 1/8 into it.  It ended up taking 2 drills, a center drill, tapered mini reamer and 2.5 hours of work! for a 3/8" by 3/8" long piece of thread! 

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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2019, 04:04:22 PM »
I’m belly laughing because that is so familiar.
Dead drill bits are almost a way of life.
Marc
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2019, 04:10:49 PM »
I don't know if you remember my quick lawnmower beltchange
that resulted in a hedgehog attack, broken conectionrod,purchase of
an new mower ;D



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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2019, 04:56:45 PM »
Lol
Can’t say as I remember that one Heo.
Marc
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2019, 07:04:20 PM »
Truth

turbohunter

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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2019, 08:06:07 PM »
I’m doing a bit of laughing.
That’s great Chris.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2019, 08:13:27 PM by turbohunter »
Marc
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2019, 10:02:22 PM »
I'm not going to tell the whole story here, but the short version goes like this:

I was sixteen and had talked my Dad into putting 3 deuces on the family '53 Merc, to go with the headers, complete Mallory ignition and a couple of other fancy do-dads. Bought the Offenhauser manifold new and scared-up a trio of Stromberg 97s. The carbs were a bit tired and I'd carefully taken them all apart and cleaned them and made gaskets, in some places, from Cheerios boxes.

I called my buddy on a Friday afternoon and said, "Let's throw these carbs on this afternoon and then go to the Basketball game after!"
We worked until midnight that night, worked all day until long after dark Saturday, and then most of the day Sunday. We'd had all the problems a pair of green, but willing, novice 'wrenches' could have in getting everything back together, but it ran very poorly.

Along about dusk on Sunday, we called a hot-rod garage I knew about and drove the car, haltingly, (I did tell you it ran very poorly, didn't I?) about 20 miles where we left it for the night.

The 'Engine Clinic' put a set of Holley 94s on, and set-up the progressive linkage. But the underlying problem was that the internally-stock flathead was over-carbureted, and the velocity of the incoming gas-air mixture was way too slow. After a couple of weeks of my long-suffering Mother driving it to work (she was a teacher) while I tinkered with it every afternoon, I pulled the manifold back off.

It finally found a place on my new-to-me '34 Five Window several years later. "Let's throw these carbs on and go to the game" has been a comment ever since when we were diving into a new project. ;D

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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2019, 10:45:42 PM »
Oh yeah, messing up parental cars is right up there. Good one.
Marc
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'66 Q code Country Squire wagon


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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2019, 12:45:34 AM »
I'm sure everyone has a story like that.  I remember when I built my first 428CJ back in about 1980, got it bolted in the car after about a week of trying (that's a whole 'NOTHER story), and decided to pull the distributor and prime the oil pump before starting it for the first time.  I used a 1/4" drive short socket with the 1/4" hex end and a long extension, and just used the ratchet to turn the pump driveshaft.  After about 10 turns I had 80 psi on the gauge.  Great!  Went to pull the tools out and the socket stayed in there.  Couldn't grab it on the outside because it was below the flange that the distributor gear sits on.  It wouldn't stay attached to the extension when I re-inserted it and tried to pull it out.  Rotated back and forth 100 times trying to free it up, but no joy.  I spent two days looking down that damned hole, tried magnets, picks, long screwdrivers, bent hacksaw blades, etc.  It was stuck on the shaft, and wasn't coming out.  Finally, I JB welded the end of the extension and stuck it into the socket.  24 hours later I pulled it right out.  My first JB Weld experience; that stuff has saved me many times...
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2019, 02:26:02 AM »
Jays experience made me chuckle.  When I assembled my first FE I made a rookie mistake. I had bought an FFP oil pump drive and when I removed it from the vacuum packaging I lost the retainer/washer from the top of the drive.  When I timed it I blew it and went to pull the distributor back out.
Guess what came with the distributor when I pulled it? If you guessed the oil pump drive you would be correct!

The strangest was having an FFP drive shatter.  I am sure that was related to the heat treating process.

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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2019, 05:54:40 AM »
My first 428 had many issues.   The med riser 2x4 intake was warped bad.  Not realizing that at first I constantly put new intake gaskets on it a few times the first summer.  The only REAL issue was the person that originally had worked on that engine sometime in it's previous life had stuck the oil pump shaft inside the distributor so the first time I pulled the shaft, it came out with the distributor!!!!  Ugh.  I was able to get the distributor stuck back in with the shaft dangling in the hex drive.   The next time I was not so lucky and it fell into the motor.   After a few hours with mechanic fingers I was able to fish it back out, after I pulled the timing cover.

I finally had the intake cut and that took care of the constant removal issue and after I hydrauliced that motor I built a new 428 and installed a new HD drive with a thick washer on it so it would never be able to slip up the stock shaft.
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2019, 11:40:31 AM »
My first FE was a 390 with 428CJ heads, that I had a local Ford Super Stock racer build for me, in 1976. I had 2 issues, first was I could never get the header gaskets to not leak, it was not until I pulled the engine out and checked, that I realized that the headers that I had started with, that I modified to fit 390 in my 64 Falcon, were made with the low exit exhaust port location, and my CJ heads had the higher port location. Between that, and the Mr. Gasket header gaskets,that didn`t fit either properly, there was a major mismatch that could never seal up. Also, for whatever reason , my brand new Mallory YL distributor has a bent shaft, and when I tried to remove it in the car, it would not budge. I ending up wrapping a chain around the base, and using a rented engine hoist, managed to lift the front wheels off the ground before the distributor finally popped out, causing the engine hoist upper bar to whack the hood as the car came crashing back down to earth. That 390 ran 12.60s at 110 MPH in my 66 Fairlane GTA with a C6 and torque convertor that only stalled to 2200 RPM, and later ran 11.9s in my 64 Falcon, with a 3500 convertor. That was pretty decent for a couple of street/strip cars back in 1977 and 78, for a 390 with a hydraulic cam, thru the mufflers. That first 390 started this 40+ year FE affair.
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1985 Mustang HB 331 SB Ford, 4 speed Jerico, best of 10.29@128 MPH 1.40 60 foot.
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2019, 12:31:45 PM »
Love these stories.
Connective tissue.
Marc
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Re: Best intentions
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2019, 01:00:56 PM »
The first time I replaced a oil pump and HD pump shaft in. 289 hipo  , pulled the distributor to move a tooth and heard a loud thunk in the bottom of the oil pan , yes it was the drive shaft i just installed in the pan because I had the washer installed the wrong end of the block for the pump driveshaft , at least the pan came off pretty easy