last time we were camping, I was bitchin about my pocket knife. Now you gotta understand my knife is just that figuratively. It's more of a screw driver, pry bar thingy. Can't even cut butter. So yesterday wifey gives me a new one. Now this thing is about a pound & if you hold it just right looks like a 9mm. Some kind of tactical, survival doomsdayer thing. Right away I see the red dot safety lever on the side. Can't seem to get the thing open, so I slide the safety lever to expose the red dot. Now we are getting somewhere. Hey what is the thing sticking up on the front edge that looks like a front sight of a gun? So I am dicking with that when all of a sudden, snap! The blade flys open putting a nice one inch, bone deep cut in my left thumb. Looked like the sat. night live skit. You know the one I mean. Blood everywhere. Wifey tapes it up & now it just is thumpin like a tuners stereo. Next year I know I'll get 16 pocket knives just so everyone hopes for a replay.
