Let's hear 'em. I'll start.
When my wife and I got married in 1992, it was clear that her aunt was not fond of me. Also, she was a notorious re-gifter. First Christmas after we were married, my mother in law was sick and asked the aunt to pick out a gift for me, from her. I received a small, dusty Tupperware container. I'm sure it came out of the back of one of the aunt's kitchen cabinets. I actually still have that one, use it to soak grease off bolts. Trying to make the best of the situation.
The next year, from the aunt, I got a CD of harp music. Obviously she wanted me dead and playing the harp.
Several years later, my wife's grandfather passed away. He was quite a character, also dressing in the same blue leisure suit and yellow striped tie at any family gathering. The day after he died the aunt and her husband drove 300 miles and started rooting through his house, grabbing everything in sight. The next Christmas, I got the dead man's tie! They buried him in the leisure suit or I would have got that too.
Top that, you guys...
