Boris really gets around, doesn't he? I'm sure he has posted elsewhere, perhaps on a certain finance and news website... 
Well, I asked him about that; this is what he told me: "Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Your friend, he not know here there are many Boris? It like in Amerika, there many John. Of that Boris, yes I know, but he not me. I? I Boris Goodenov. Why, you ask, such a name? Well, I tell you. Daniel, he come to me as friend. He say to me, Boris, my friend, please help me find nice klassik car. Now Boris, he know this is very difficult task, but hey, Daniel is his friend. So, search he must. Boris search and search. He show Daniel Lada, Moskvich, Niva, even Gaz. No Chaika, Chaika very rare, even more rare than Ukrainian who no drink vodka. But Daniel not like these cars. Finally, Boris find very nice 64 Mercury. She even a Comet! Boris think that a good sign because comets bring good luck. Yes, it is destiny! Very happy will be Daniel! So Boris show Daniel avotomobile. Daniel look at at car. He tell Boris it is nice car, but needs much work. Boris ask Daniel, "car, she have engine yes?" "Yes". "She have transmission?" "Yes, but I don't know anything about the transmission." "Not important, transmission there is. Is lucky there is transmission, or car would be towed by farm horse. You want to sit in car and be towed by farm horse?" "No". "OK". "Are all other parts?" "Yes, but they need to be installed." "Not important. Your hands not broken." "So Daniel, car she is not perfect?" "Yes, that's true." "But, car she is good enough?" "Yes." So, I like car. I not perfect, but I Goodenov.
