I'm sure Felony doesn't mind this getting a little off topic, because this is good stuff! 
Because I've never ever no how no way steered anybody else's thread from "discussed" to, well, disgusting. Right?
I had the '97 CVPI in the lanes for Trophy Brackets about 12 years ago, awaiting first round. I struck up a conversation with the guy ahead of me, who was racing a 5.0 Explorer. Turns out he has some AMC artillery at home, including an SS AMX. I said, "How come you're racing the Exploder then?" "It's more consistent", he says. Then I start reciting some of the CJ crap I've got, and he gets all jacked up about it. "I love CJ's, but how come you're running a Crown Vic?" "Cuz none of my garbage runs", I sez. We look at each other and start bustin' up. Big block tough guys.
Sure as shit, he mows down everyone with his 20-second ess yoo vee and takes first place. My 16-second bullet goes out in round two, right on schedule. I find out later on the Net that this particular person is/was a well-known racer that lives/lived in N. Phoenix. So, he's a legit driver, which makes me, um, illegitimate. Works for me.
