A good joke (just don't tell your wife)...

[newfalconowner]

a polar bear was driving down the highway, and his engine light came on. He stopped in a small town and pulled into a garage. He talked to the mechanic there and asked if they could look at his car.. the mechanic told the polar bear it would be an hour to have a look, so the bear asked if there was a restaurant he could go have something to eat. the mechanic sent him down the street to a little diner so off he went.
Hour or so later he got back to the garage and asked about the car. the mechanic came over and said, "you blew a seal", the polar bear got red faced and said, "no, it mayonnaise I promise"

[Drew Pojedinec]

This blonde is driving her classic car when the engine starts to spit and sputter.
She pulls the car into a mechanics shop.
He says it'll be a little while and to go sit in the waiting room for 30 minutes.
She comes back 30 minutes later and says, "So what was the problem?"
He says, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She says, "uhh, ok, how often do I need to do that?"

[WConley]

OK - This is a slippery slope (especially if you have a blonde wife!!)

Why was the blonde happy when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because the side of the box said 3 to 5 years!

[jayb]

Bill, your wife isn't blonde, you've got nothing to worry about 


What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
  -- Bigfoot has been sighted.

[FERoadster]

Too lazy to type

[WConley]

Bill, your wife isn't blonde, you've got nothing to worry about 


What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
  -- Bigfoot has been sighted.

The fact that Tracy isn't blonde means I have PLENTY to worry about!

I haven't heard the Bigfoot one.  I'll have to add that to the repertoire...

[falcongeorge]

a polar bear was driving down the highway, and his engine light came on. He stopped in a small town and pulled into a garage. He talked to the mechanic there and asked if they could look at his car.. the mechanic told the polar bear it would be an hour to have a look, so the bear asked if there was a restaurant he could go have something to eat. the mechanic sent him down the street to a little diner so off he went.
Hour or so later he got back to the garage and asked about the car. the mechanic came over and said, "you blew a seal", the polar bear got red faced and said, "no, it mayonnaise I promise"

ROFLMAO!!