She's not the brightest bulb

[ScotiaFE]

We had some people over for drinks and such.
So I get out an old set of those 3D movie glasses and say to her
"here try these they let you see in 3D all the time"
She puts them on and says "yes I can see in 3D now"
Her hubby has to explain the joke to her.
Good thing she has cleavage.

[cjshaker]

Now if you had some glasses that let you see in 36D all the time, then you'd be on to something