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Title: Happy Birthday
Post by: FElony on April 01, 2020, 12:33:45 PM
Happy Birthday!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: shady on April 01, 2020, 12:49:16 PM
you can do better.  JackDaniels does not prevent covid-19.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: FElony on April 01, 2020, 01:04:20 PM
This day in history marks the intentional release by an American entity of a virus so insidious and dastardly that it had a profound and debilitating effect on every unlucky two-legger that crossed its path. Designed to instill doom and woefulness via smoothing of the intracranial convolutions that define elevated thought processes, those who circumvented early adoption were soon counted amongst the ranks of the earthworm.

Yes, I am talking about the very first real global pandemic: the notorious Cojet-68. Fifty-two years later, there is still no cure aside from full immersion in its toxic grasp. Bow down in awe, drooling heathens. Bow down now.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: Sand hauler on April 01, 2020, 06:56:12 PM
LMAO
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: cammerfe on April 01, 2020, 10:15:09 PM
Who but Felony would have a firm, two-handed grasp of such an arcane subject? And such an individual way of presenting it? I Salute you!!!

KS
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: FElony on April 01, 2020, 10:34:03 PM
Who but Felony would have a firm, two-handed grasp of such an arcane subject? And such an individual way of presenting it? I Salute you!!!

KS

Thanks, Ken. Year after year, decade after decade, it seems that I am the only one here that acknowledges the formal release of the rampaging Cobra Jet upon the oblivious vassals and hapless troglodytes that inhabit the big blue ball. Of course, one might opine that that is my responsibility, as the owner of more than anyone else [pauses to furrow brow and issue a guttural Bundy-esque neener neener at my monitor] of these fanged critters. Shame. Anyway, I must slither back into my quarantine burrow and feast upon numerous cheezburgrs caught in the wild, never to be seen again.

Sincerely, the Obsidian Ophidian
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: TomP on April 02, 2020, 12:21:27 AM
Did you make a cake? Can I have a piece?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: shady on April 02, 2020, 07:55:56 AM
Cheezburgr cake? With fluff? Mmm, Mmm good.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday
Post by: Falcon67 on April 02, 2020, 09:15:00 AM
Party Time! Excellent!