Just curious...I own 4 cars that are chevy powered, 3 that are ford powered, one with an Olds rocket, and a desoto hemi that’s currently homeless. Does this mean I am 2/3 douchebag, or does it vary depending on which one I am working on at the time? Or does owning one ford powered car save you from douchebag status? Or am I a full-on douchebag based on the 2/3 ratio? Inquiring minds need to know. Well, ok, I lied, I KNOW I’m a douchebag, and fully embrace and relish my douchebaggery so the consensus of opinion really doesn’t matter to me...it’s a rhetorical question... and my wife says my daily is unstreetable, so...
PS: I know a guy that has a blown FE powered ‘59 ford wagon, but is doing a rotisserie resto on a 409 Impala convert for his wife. Douchebag?
Your douchebag ranking depends on what you are driving at the time you encounter a Ford owner. If you actually own no Fords presently, but you have in the past, then you are a Level Two douchebag. If you have never owned a Ford because your mommy and daddy told you they are Satan's chariots and only drive on the Highway to Hell, then you are a Level One douchebag. If you have Fords at home, but have the utter misfortune to come up against one at a streetlight while driving a non-Ford, you are a Level Three bag. In this case, you are a stronger mixture of liquid (we're talking Monsanto level here) in the bag if you try to convince the Ford owner you have a Ford at home, as it will look like a lame attempt at being his soul brother. Ain't happenin'. If you are not a car guy at all, but merely look like a douchebag, clueless dork, or a millenial with a man bun, then there is little else for you to do other than clean out both sides of your undershorts after the Ford guy wings the twin turbskies against the 2-Step and purges the nitrous from 4 nozzles. It sucks to be you, in this case.
If you wonder why the Faithful are protected against douchebaggery, it goes back to our Founder Henry Ford, who discovered through much meditation that designing the Corporate logo with script inside a magical sapphire oval had holistic properties far beyond the comprehension of those manufacturers who insisted on more squared-off artwork. This cannot be disputed. Ever.
As for your Chevy ownership, this sounds like a personal problem that is best resolved between yourself and a qualified, accredited mental health professional. Hopefully, someone who is experienced with shock therapy.