The New FordFE Forum

[FElony]

Earlier today I noticed that some poor misguided individual who shall not be named (Rabotnick) confirmed the theory that I would inhabit the Off Topic Lounge there, thus inviting speculation from others. Sure enough, the mention of my name multiple times in one thread cause the Tapatalk bots to not only remove the thread, but they vaporized the entire Off Topic subforum altogether. As I type this, it is still gone. I feel warm and fuzzy that The Powers That Be have me on their list. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to watch for black Escalades outside my house.

[turbohunter]

I think they're just having some problems.
Been kicked off then not able to find it after.
In and out all day.

[mike7570]

I still see it, 11 post under Barry's topic of FElony's new hang out. Maybe they figured out how to just block your access?
I'd lift the shades and check the vehicles in front of your house.

[FElony]

I still see it, 11 post under Barry's topic of FElony's new hang out. Maybe they figured out how to just block your access?
I'd lift the shades and check the vehicles in front of your house.

Are you signed in over there? I'm not.

Let's see passersby out front...Ford p/u, Chevy p/u, Ford p/u, Dodge p/u, Ford p/u... all looks normal so far.

[FElony]

I think they're just having some problems.
Been kicked off then not able to find it after.
In and out all day.

Dude, don't muzzle my brownie-induced grandeur fantasies, dude. If I say that TapaTalk and the globalist Brussels Boyz fear my presence, then just nod your head in agreement. Dude.

[FElony]

Look at complaints about ads and porno sites nosing into the action there. This is what Tapatalk is about. Your writing and presence is for inspection, recording, and sale.

[turbohunter]

Dude, don't muzzle my brownie-induced grandeur fantasies, dude. If I say that TapaTalk and the globalist Brussels Boyz fear my presence, then just nod your head in agreement. Dude.

LOL you got it.

[mike7570]

Are you signed in over there? I'm not.

I just typed in my name and password from the old forum, I guess that means I'm signed in?

[FElony]

Are you signed in over there? I'm not.

I just typed in my name and password from the old forum, I guess that means I'm signed in?

Yes. So, if you can see the Off Topic forum and I (still) can't then it is off limits to lurkers, for the time being anyways.

[Barry_R]

Its just you.  Its always been you.

And yes - - they are watching from the dark corners of your yard....with night vision...

[FElony]

Its just you.  Its always been you.

Strange. Same thing my therapist said just before he jumped out the window.

And yes - - they are watching from the dark corners of your yard....with night vision...

How do you know my yard has dark corners? {opens back door} "Yoo hoo! Barry, is that you? C'mon in; I have booze and brownies! Did I mention the yard has scorpions in it? Yeah, see, I knew you didn't want to stay out there."

[Barry_R]

Its just you.  Its always been you.

Strange. Same thing my therapist said just before he jumped out the window.

And yes - - they are watching from the dark corners of your yard....with night vision...

How do you know my yard has dark corners? {opens back door} "Yoo hoo! Barry, is that you? C'mon in; I have booze and brownies! Did I mention the yard has scorpions in it? Yeah, see, I knew you didn't want to stay out there."

Scorpion etoufee sounds delicious!
Now - about those brownies....

[FElony]

Scorpion etoufee sounds delicious!
Now - about those brownies....

Never use French around a real 'zona scorpion. He'll take it as an insult and your face will look like the board after a dart tournament.

However, there is another matter. After you staggered out of here, I checked the dark corners of my yard to see why you were there in the first place. It seems a pair of OEM disc rotors are missing from one of the Cobras. Care to explain?

[Barry_R]

I was not staggering.  Damn rotors are heavy and I pulled a muscle.  Sucks getting old.

...and the brownies were crunchy.  Pull the stems out before you put the mix together next time.

[FElony]

I was not staggering.  Damn rotors are heavy and I pulled a muscle.  Sucks getting old.

Serves me right for mentioning cutting OEM rotors where a member of the Dearborn Mafia could see. {slaps forehead} I'm such a knorb.

...and the brownies were crunchy.  Pull the stems out before you put the mix together next time.

You know darn well I get those from the Rasta mon in the park. If I criticize his product I might get monkey poop in mine next time. You gotta lotta nerve wanting quality brownies with yer free rotors, you jamoke.