I can call it a football as long as I know what it is. This whole argument of "straight up" is purely semantics.
That will work if you are talking to yourself.
I happen to be interested in semantics at the moment. By brother's brain injury affected his language centers, and in particular he currently tends to pick the wrong word in a semantic family - father for son or daughter for mother, he for she, etc. He is not far off the right word, and if you understand the context you can follow him, but a stranger finds it bewildering.
Luckily he is recovering very well and may be released in a couple of weeks. Given that they had to keep him in a near coma for a week this is spectacular.