Lenz,
So years ago, I was sitting in a friends shop. We'd been sawmilling out in the woods. I mentioned over a dozen beers that I needed to get the wife's cat fixed. He said not to waste my money at a Vet, he'd been a pig farmer for years and could do it.
I had never considering fixing a male cat at home, so I asked what we needed to do.
He said, "Well, we get this rubber boot ya see, and I'll stick the cat in the boot. You have to hold the boot really tight and I'll cut on it. When I'm done just throw the boot and don't make eye contact with the cat. Cuz he'll wanna git on anything he sees and hurt it."
I said, "Well that seems pretty scary. Tell ya what, when my daughter gets her first boyfriend lets do something like this to keep him in line."
He looks at me seriously and says, "Well, obviously for him, we'd need a much bigger boot."
I say, "You twisted redneck, I meant get the cat fixed to intimidate him. Nevermind.... and I'm taking my cat to the Vet."
#SouthGeorgiaProblems
