I don't think anyone is being condescending. They offered opinions. Many of us have been playing with this stuff 40+ years. It makes no sense to modify a factory rod. With the rarity of the block, I wouldn't run low-dollar pistons period. You already know they're thin and Ford never put a cast piston in a 427.
That says all I need to know. If you're going to throw something out here and you don't like the answers do what you want. I don't see anyone calling you an idiot or bashing you for lack of knowledge. We like you found it odd that you would have to modify rods for stock replacements, especially on a low dollar cast piston.
I don't see forged pistons as "over-kill" considering the fact that they are so susceptible to bad tunes, poor quality fuels, etc.
Are you a millennial? You sure get offended easily. Stop being so thin-skinned.
-Keith